MIracle

Once he got to his house, sat down, and had his after school glass of lemonade, he had an epiphany. He ran to the computer and went to a random search engine and began typing it in what he was looking for. HE found it, ordered it, and wore it to school once it came. The toupee was a great fit. Even thought the whole school knew what it was they were fine with it because he looked good. He was finally happy and he got his first lady friend that year. :)

bald

He was already a strange person. The poor kid was only 17. Everyone that knew him always thought one thing..."how did that happen?" He walked around shamefully knowing that there was no solution to his problem. See he tried everything, dr miracle, doctors, ragain foam. The poor kid has a giant bald spot on his head. IT was so big that, that, that it formed a perfect circle. It was the equivalent to an inverted bowl cut. Despite this, he still had friends. They just made fun of him all the time. LIke all the time. They were real friends thought. They constantly showered him with new hats every so often. He was self concious about it but he never showed it . He tried to love his life despite having a giant flaw that would never go unnoticed.

character description

He's crazy but sane at the same time. He hates sphere shaped foods, yet it obsessed with oranges. He lives in his moms basement and to hide it he puts apartment building B on the end of everything that is to be shipped to him. He's outgoing but shy at the same time. He loves sprite and hates sierra mist. He obsessed with women but wont do anything about it. Hes smart but has trouble on tests. He's tall but hunches over and noone knows it. Everyone wants to get to know him and he detests them for it. He is troubled but wont let others help. Hes lost but in a different way. Only God could understand him.

Swagger (satire)

Swagger

She said that I’m full of myself. Oh please.

I don’t think that. I only have a letter for 5 sports. I have several MVP’s, including being captain to 3 teams that were 2 time state champions. I’m just saying…if you’re good at what you do, then show it. That’s what I do anyway (chuckle). Another example: I know that I look particularly good like on, perhaps, very special days- of course the day being special because of me. Now on these days, I, myself, see them as holidays, I will look more special than any other special because my special beats everyone else’s special, so I’ll walk around with some extra swagger and a lil more spizaaz because I know that I look really really really really really reallllllly good. Let me remind you of the extra flock of girls that follow me like white on rice, and the shy ones that will give you the look. We all know the look. The look of passionate fire that just screams I LOVE YOU but they remain content with just a smile or wink from me. Now saying all this, I want to first confirm that this is all indeed fact and yes I did spice myself up but please know that I’m not narcissistic but that I am merely confident.