Thursday, March 4, 2010

Swagger (satire)

Swagger

She said that I’m full of myself. Oh please.

I don’t think that. I only have a letter for 5 sports. I have several MVP’s, including being captain to 3 teams that were 2 time state champions. I’m just saying…if you’re good at what you do, then show it. That’s what I do anyway (chuckle). Another example: I know that I look particularly good like on, perhaps, very special days- of course the day being special because of me. Now on these days, I, myself, see them as holidays, I will look more special than any other special because my special beats everyone else’s special, so I’ll walk around with some extra swagger and a lil more spizaaz because I know that I look really really really really really reallllllly good. Let me remind you of the extra flock of girls that follow me like white on rice, and the shy ones that will give you the look. We all know the look. The look of passionate fire that just screams I LOVE YOU but they remain content with just a smile or wink from me. Now saying all this, I want to first confirm that this is all indeed fact and yes I did spice myself up but please know that I’m not narcissistic but that I am merely confident.

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